Sarcasm and the Uncommon Venue

My passion for writing never began; it always seemed to be ending. Even though the thought of writing a book stood out as a major goal of mine being able to voice text the entire manuscript seemed like it was cheating. Am I a sarcastic person? I don’t think so, unless you ask me. There are so many problems in the world that deserve our attention that I don’t think we individually understand that some are greater than the whole and some should be buried in that hole. The more education I receive the dumber my view of people got. The most basic of logic escapes the most logical people. To me people are inherently lazy in that the endeavors of other people take a back seat to the desires of oneself. As an educational expert I felt like I was educating teachers and parents more than students. Parents would call in complaining about how we treated their child but they had no idea how wonderful little was not. I made up a quote as an end all, be all and catch all phrase; a constant reminder of unspoken policy. Just because we didn’t tell you that you couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean you can – Linwood Noble My sarcasm started early in life as a way for me to express my joy under tones of disgust. My favorite people growing up were actors like Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman, two extraordinary gentlemen with a knack for sarcasm. Since I was confident with the size of man hood and I could not afford a truck with 36 inch lifters, I prayed on sarcasm as my right hand man. Sarcasm was my reusable condom and I loved every detail of my wit.